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Let us Butcher Literature =D by AresNergal Let us Butcher Literature =D by AresNergal
Yeah, that was random.
And my handwriting is pretty terrible XD
So, Starring Jean Valjean and Javert from Victor Hugo's "Les Misérables" and Captain Ahab from Herman Melville's "Moby-Dick". Both Masterpieces of Literature. SO YEAH, Let's have fun making silly jokes with it :la:
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LochNessDesigns Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
You're fantastic. Just fantastic. I can't even go on. I'm too busy laughing. XD
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
I'm so happy each time someone laughs at one of my stupid jokes. I probably should draw idiotic jokes more often, but if they don't hit I feel like an idiot for ever thinking it was funny so... I'm really really thankful =)
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YouMustThinkMeMad Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
I love the answer "to be honest, kinda, yes"... XD exellent!
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Thanks ! I did have tons of fun writing that random shit XD
And specifically on this line, well, let's be honest, He's just totally played as an egomaniac in most adaptations, so that's how he end up perceived by most of the fandom.
And well, if we put ourselves in Jean Valjean's shoes,... The poor man must feel like EVERYONE's life revolves around him. He goes to Paris and bam Javert is muted there, the Thenardiers move there as well, there's also Marius there, and Everyone just keeps running into each others all the time.
Oh, the contrived coincidences in 19th century litterature,...
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YouMustThinkMeMad Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
It's hard to be the main character! But Javert have a lot of things to do when he is not at work, like... reading? I like the way 19th century litterature looks booring when we study it at school, but become so great when we read it on our own! Like Candide, in fact... Goods books! ^^
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
Yeah, I feel you on that one. Though in my case ALL books were that way, even short modern easy-to-read ones - If I have a deadline and am supposed to pay attention because there's work to do on it, I tended to be super lazy and not wanting to read them and ending up checking wikipédia to know what happens.
And then after the deadline when we weren't studying them anymore I was suddenly perfectly okay with spending 5 hours per day reading them :dummy: and on Les Misérables, I read it twice through and through including the infamous-but-I-still-like-it Waterloo part (Personnally I find the convent digression to be way more tedious)

As for Javert, he's said to read but not actually enjoying it, and he doesn't seem to have any particular hobbies, but even at work, well... He has other stuff to do than running after Valjean. They really just keep crossing each other's paths constantly, but so are Marius and Thénardier. Main characters in that book just can't stop bumping into each others at every corner.

And yeah, Candide is pretty funny. It doesn't make sense plotwise (omg how many times did Pangloss died already ? Because in my memories he just keeps dying and coming back) but it's just damn funny.
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YouMustThinkMeMad Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
^^ I remind me Danniel Pennac, who said that the verb to read does not stand the imperative. I didn't like the Waterloo passage a lot, because it was the think I just made with my history programm in class. It too much. ^^

For characters who bump into each others all the time, it's not their fault, France is a small country, there's not space enough for everyone XD

I studied Candide... The thing I remember the more is about red sheeps witch were flying and about the both way to read it... It's not a lot!
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
Oh, yeah, Pennac. He was totally right but then again he's a teacher, he probably only saw all too well that his students didn't like being asked to read.
Yeah but I like the way the Waterloo part is written. Obviously we're both french so yeah we both saw it in history class and in like, one million movies and series about Napoleon, so we know what happens, but it's still so well written. Though I really appreciated it the SECOND time I read it, because the first time I was way too anxious about the plot XD

France isn't THAT small ! Heck, Paris isn't that small. But yeah it's pretty much necessary for the plot I guess, it's just,... Funny when you think about it.
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YouMustThinkMeMad Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
One day, I will have time enough to re-read Les Miserables...
-.-" If I had saw your profile before, I will have seen that we were both french... Shame on me. Well, it's good for my english exams, I guess...
Je sais que la France n'est pas si petite... enfin, à pied, à vélo ou en voiture? A vélo c'est grand, en voiture c'est raisonnable ^^
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pencils-and-violins Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Can't stop laughing
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
thanks a lot XD
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GabiSaKuRa Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG!!! XD
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Thanks, as long as it makes people laugh, I'm damn happy XD
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GabiSaKuRa Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it made me laugh a lot!! XD
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Mission accomplished then XD
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GabiSaKuRa Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL! XD
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The-French-Belphegor Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"THERE SHE BLOWS HA HA HA" :giggle: Elle m'a tuée, celle-là. Fallait la trouver! J'adore :D Et les mouches autour de Valjean... C'est sûr qu'à la sortie des égouts, ils ne doivent pas sentir la rose, Valjean et Marius! Sympa :)
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Surtout après le coups des sables mouvants et avec encore en plus Marius blessé de partout. Sérieusement c'est un petit miracle qu'il se soit pas chopé 50 000 infections XD
Mais Merci, faudrait que je fasse plus de petites bédés idiotes comme ça, ça prends un peu de temps mais c'est toujours amusant XD (Et ouais je pouvais pas résister au crossover vu la tendance des adaptations à rendre Javert vraiment TRES TRES monomaniaque XD)
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SimaraMorgana Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"Do you really think my life revolves around you?" So true. xD
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012
haha thanks XD
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Feena-Freya Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Je fave juste parce que j'ai pas le temps de disserter dessus, train, mais j'ai bien ri c:
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
\o/ Au moins si je suis pas le seul à trouver mes conneries drôles, c'est bien.
Mais te retiens pas de disserter plus tard OHOHOH
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Feena-Freya Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ben je pense que la compréhension aurait pu être plus profonde si j'avais lu le bouquin, mais il se dérobe à ma vue ce knr >:

Mais franchement, les dialogues sont vraiment marrants (et probablement avec des refs pas vraiment saisissables sans avoir lu le livre x') ) et puis les expressions ... comme tu sais les faire, quoi ;D j'aime beaucoup la case où Javert (enfin, si je ne me trompe pas) manque de péter un cable x') l'expression et l'explosion est terrible c:
Et puis, epic ending quoi.
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012
Merci %D

Ahahaha, IL FAUT LE LIRE. Mais tant mieux si tu as ris malgré tes lacunes %D
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Feena-Freya Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*sont (pour mon message précédent, je viens de irker en me relisant)

Mais OUI suffirait juste que je le trouve quoi XD cpas lire qui m'emmerderait en soit, mais plus trouver le temps de le chercher et de l'acheter (le plus compliqué, non ? %D).

Bref, de rien x)
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
Naaaaaaaaaah, Amazon. 5 mn. N'importe quel magasin en fait, il peux pas ne pas être au rayon des classiques français %D
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Feena-Freya Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
\o/ j'ai trouvé une pote qui l'avait.
En demandant innocemment si elle l'avait ... elle l'a %D FAUT QUE JE LUI PIQUE.

Comment ça, je suis radine ? <:
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012
XD Dépêche toi alors parce qu'après faudra le temps de lire la Brique hahaha XD
Après perso je dirais rien sur la radinerie; Moi c'est mon frère qui me l'avait offert à mon dernier anniv en mai XD
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ensignbeedrill Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, this is great. Love the panel with the explosion on Javert's head. :)
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
Thanks =D Yeah I was having some fun there XD
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japanese-pink Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
C'est dans ces moments-là que je suis triste de ne même pas savoir de quoi ça parle, Les Misérables.
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AresNergal Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
GO ET LIS LE.
Si tu veux des versions abrégées tu as la page wikipédia. Et accessoirement y a au moins 2 versions différentes de la comédie musicale et deux films entiers sur Youtube. Oh, et sans oublier la version anime XD (oui y a une version anime et hahahaha elle est plutôt pas mal en plus XD )
Après pour résumer un peu rapport à la ptite bédé là y a Jean Valjean qu'est un ancien forçat en fuite repenti (c'est un peu devenu le messie général), et Javert qui est un policier qui connait Jean Valjean depuis longtemps et qui voue un culte à la Loi de façon générale %D je me sens pas trop de tout expliquer parce que t'as ça d'un côté, L'histoire d'amour avec deux autres persos (dont le mec evanoui que Valjean porte là ), et la partie Révolution avec le mec évanoui aussi et ses potes étudiants qui veulent renverser Louis-Philippe, en gros. En Très Gros XD Suis pas bon pour résumer et c'est assez complexe, fin c'est du Victor Hugo quoi.
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